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2083: Not Only Does Humanity Still Exist, But We Can All Marry Each Other

A recent “The Onion” article gives us clues about our future America, and amazingly, the future doesn’t completely suck. Here’s the rundown from the year 2083.

Positives: Gay marriage is legalized. Mitt Romney becomes President. The death penalty is illegal. Schools have enough money for schools to have holographs in the classroom.

Negatives:Gay marriage doesn’t get legalized until the 2020s. The film “Milk” is still remembered. There’s a financial collapse in 2019 (Please tell me the economy gets better again before it collapses yet again). The War in Afghanistan goes on for a very long time after our current time. Kids are named after Eminem in the future. Washington DC is apparently so messed up at one point that it leads to the name-change of “New Washington.” We also lose the war on global warming.

Alright, so the list of negatives is a lot longer than the positives, but the positives are pretty good, right? As always, it’s great and biting satire with a lot of great one-liners. It’s a link you should know.


http://www.theonion.com/articles/future-us-history-students-its-pretty-embarrassing,19099/

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